Kiwi Eats Me's 28th Book

Li Fugui transmigrates as the only son of a wealthy merchant, and only realizes at fifteen that he is in the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils! Knowing every plotline by heart, he immediately turns the tables: Duan Yu’s Lingbo Microsteps? Mine! Xu Zhu’s Xiaoyao legacy? Mine! Qiao Feng’s Dragon Subduing Palms? I’m learning those too! Over the next three years, he claims every lucky break and overturns the martial world’s most iconic scenes: exposing the truth in Apricot Grove and saving Qiao Feng, winning seventy years of power in the Exquisite Chess Game, and defeating Ding Chunqiu at Shaoshi Mountain. He also rewrites the destinies of every beauty in the land: Wang Yuyan abandons her cousin and throws herself into his arms, he meets and takes Huang Rong under his wing early, the Princess of Western Xia refuses to marry anyone but him, and Li Mochou, Ning Zhongze, even Xiaolongnü... all join his Xiaoyao sect. When the Sweeping Monk asks what he wants, Li Fugui laughs: “I want the best martial arts in the world, and the most beautiful wives!” See how this most irreverent transmigrator indulges in vengeance and triumph, ultimately becoming a legendary martial artist with a house full of wives and concubines.