A Pure-Yang Rogue in the Immortal Realm

Drunk and swaying, Lu Dongbin slung an arm around He Xiangu. "Hey, beautiful, want the deluxe package?" The next second, immortal light burst forth, and the laws of the immortal realm proved as fragile as glass! The Jade Emperor failed to rescue him, and only then did the immortals discover that this Pure Yang True Immortal had the soul of a seasoned club rat from Earth. With his path to immortality seemingly cut off, he activated his outrageous System instead: he forced Chang'e to livestream product sales, had the Queen Mother plan a Peach Banquet brand collaboration, and made the Jade Emperor sign a KPI assessment! When the Devouring Shadow threatened to swallow the Heavenly Court, Lu Dongbin pulled out a copy of The New Immortal Realm Charter and sneered, "Rule number one: no overtime!" The most unreliable rogue takes on the craziest mission to save the world!