My Bones Were Stolen from the Start, So I Summoned the Dongfeng Express

From the start, he transmigrates to a brutal cultivation world and becomes the most miserable transmigrator in history.

His sect treats him as a tool and cruelly cuts out his spiritual bone. His childhood sweetheart betrays him, nearly costing him his life.

Worse still, major factions and demonic cultivators join forces to hunt him down, leaving him with no way out, by land or by sky.

At the very moment his life is about to end, the protagonist awakens the [Homecoming System] in tears and roars at the sky in despair: “Mom, I want to go home!”

As soon as the words leave his mouth, the winds and clouds change, and a magnificent dimensional portal splits open in the heavens.

A deep, authoritative voice resounds throughout the universe: “Who dares bully a wayward son of Huaxia!”

Then a sight appears that makes every cultivator, Immortal Emperor, and even the Heavenly Dao tremble: thousands of Dongfeng missiles roar in, while causality weapons, two-dimensional foils, and other dimensionality-reduction strikes blanket the entire battlefield.

The mighty immortals and demonic overlords who were hunting the protagonist just moments ago are instantly reduced to dust.

The protagonist stares in shock. “Holy crap, my ‘System’ is an entire country?”

From then on, the protagonist’s cultivation journey goes completely off the rails. Others cultivate through meditation; he cultivates by “calling in reinforcements.”

Hit a bottleneck? Call the academicians at the national academy of sciences to analyze the theory of qi particles.

Being ganged up on? One phone call, and an aircraft carrier fleet and mecha corps come straight across dimensions.

The Heavenly Dao of a minor world cries, “Stop fighting! I’ll give you admin privileges!”

An Immortal Emperor of the greater universe pleads, “Big brother, I was wrong! Stop calling in reinforcements! I’ll give you anything you want!”