Douluo Dalu: I Steal Xiao Wu Away, and Bibi Dong Spoils Me Rotten

I woke up to find I'd become the biggest villain in Douluo: Bibi Dong's newborn son!

I thought I was in for a tragic ending, but then I bound myself to the [Destined Villain's Opportunity-Stealing System]:

Steal Tang San's opportunities to grow stronger!

So before Tang San ever met Xiao Wu, I saved the Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast.

“Don't be afraid. I know you're a rabbit. I'll protect you from now on.”

When Xiao Wu burst into my arms with tears in her eyes, the System chimed:

“Ding! Successfully stole the heroine! Reward: an incredible constitution + a god-level Soul Ring!”

Mom Bibi Dong looked at me, her infant son, and her eyes shifted from cold to fervent:

“My son was born to rule the Divine Realm!”

From then on, I led the entire Spirit Hall in a campaign of “precision strikes” against Tang San:

He searched for immortal herbs, so I dug them all up first;

He practiced hidden weapons, so I brought out blueprints for divine artifacts;

He took the divine trials, so I directly altered the Godhood Inheritance!

When Tang San finally became a god and stood before me,

behind me stood my recovered Rakshasa God mother, the sacrificed overlord of the Star Dou Forest, and the Hundred-Thousand-Year rabbit girl whose eyes were fixed on me alone.

“Tang San,” I said with a smile, raising my hand. “I hear you've always wanted to be my wife's lapdog?”

“Too bad. Her heart belongs only to me, her master.”

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