Scientific Immortal Cultivation: Taking My Entire Class Through Tribulation

Lin Xiu, the greatest celestial master in the immortal realm, transmigrates into the homeroom teacher of a class of underachievers.

The principal slams the table. “Class Nine is full of good-for-nothings. Expel them by the end of the month!”

The System blares to life. “Mission: Ascend with the entire class and nurture one Immortal Venerable who has survived the tribulation!”

The class of immortal second-generation heirs lean back and scoff. “Teacher, do you even know how to cultivate immortality?”

Lin Xiu adjusts his gold-rimmed glasses and writes the first line on the blackboard: "Optimizing Spiritual Energy Flow and Aerodynamics".

While the other classes are still struggling to grasp “the Dao follows nature,” his students are using calculus to derive sword formations and the periodic table to reformulate pills. By midterms, Class Nine's spiritual energy levels have skyrocketed, stunning the whole school. Instructors from the elite class and prodigies from powerful clans come knocking, determined to expose his “scientific heresy.”

As the doubts rain down, Lin Xiu simply connects the class to a multi-core spiritual consciousness computing network and calmly presses the button on his lectern.

“Don't panic. This is just a...”

“Dimensionality-reduction strike against the traditional cultivation system.”

[System notification: Your class has locked on to its next target: surviving the tribulation as a group!]

I use science to teach a class of tribulation survivors.