Fishing Through the Ages: From the Start, I Reel In an Immortal Lord for a Wife

I, Cang Hong, transmigrated into the oldest ancestor in this world.

I became an emperor in the Era of Origins and lived through five lifetimes. Bored, I buried myself and waited for the road to immortality to open.

Every generation of my family has produced Great Emperors. We're ridiculously powerful. Anyone who can't beat their enemies follows my example and lies down in a coffin. It's become a family activity, and life is peaceful.

Then one day, someone pounded on my coffin lid so hard the whole world shook!

“Grand Ancestor! Help! The Great Emperor of this age says we're hiding an immortality medicine and wants to dig up our ancestral graves!”

I cracked open an eye. The Ninth Ancestor had been beaten flat, and the Fifth Ancestor had been embedded in a wall.

Outside, that Great Emperor Lingtian was still shouting, “You old ghost of the Cang family, get out here and die!”

I was a little grumpy about being woken up.

[Ding! God-Tier Choice System activated!]

[Choice One: Keep sleeping. Reward: One jar of sleeping pills.]

[Choice Two: Roll over and scare him to death. Reward: Supreme Coffin Lid.]

[Choice Three: Emerge and slap him to death. Reward: Live a sixth lifetime!]

I chose the third option.

The coffin exploded.

Later, one of my descendants had a baby, and the heavens filled with auspicious signs, purple energy stretching thirty thousand miles.

The Heavenly Dao eagerly sent over a “grandpa” ring, hoping to arrange my kid's fate.

I snatched the ring, erased the Heavenly Dao's mark, and said to the Nine Heavens, “Reach in again, and I'll chop your hand off.”

Now I spend every day with a bunch of talented descendants, either teaching lessons or beating people up.

Those old fossils hiding in restricted zones watch our family group chat thrive, and get so angry their coffin lids can barely stay shut.

All right, today's lesson is “How to Knock Out Your Opponent's Front Teeth Using the Least Amount of Spiritual Power.”

Everyone, take your seats. Class is starting.