Siheyuan: I Send Every Schemer and Scoundrel to the Far Northwest

Name: Siheyuan: I Send Every Schemer and Scoundrel to the Far Northwest
Author: Silent Fragrance of the Departing Moon

四合院：蝇营狗苟，都送去大西北

by Silent Fragrance of the Departing Moon (离月默香)

Status: Completed
Length: 259k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 8mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

He inexplicably transmigrates to 1962 and becomes Silly Zhu, the ultimate simp.

He arrives with the plot of the TV series in his head and figures he can't keep following the same old path.

He shouldn't ruin his future for a white lotus.

From the start, he smacks Qin Huairu around, then beats up Yi Zhonghai, refusing to be guilt-tripped into doing anything.

Then he sends Yi Zhonghai off to face the firing squad.

Honestly,

once you refuse to be guilt-tripped, life is actually pretty great.

Things get a lot more exciting, too.

He takes on the courtyard bullies and sets them up,

then sends them all to prison for reeducation.

Jia Zhangshi: “Stop hitting me! I really can't summon Old Jia!”

Qin Huairu: “Zhuzi, I regret it.”

Liu Haizhong: “Zhuzi, just let Second Uncle off this once.”

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673Reads · 30 days

134kReads · all time

100Shelves

5.9Score

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