Siheyuan: From the Start, a Brutal Doctor Slaps the Beasts of the Courtyard to Tears

【Hot-tempered military doctor】+【Physical therapy】+【Turning Silly Zhu around】+【Beating up every villain in the compound】+【Connections to the very top】 Zhu, your brain’s been clouded by pig fat. You need treatment! Treatment plan: soak a belt in iodine, then beat and disinfect you at the same time! Yi Zhonghai, your forehead looks dark and the whites of your eyes are murky. Classic blocked heart meridians. Let me clear out all seven of your orifices! He Deyong transmigrates to 1958 as He Yuzhu’s biological uncle, a retired top-tier military doctor. From the start, he activates the 【Virtue-Powered Quack Doctor System】! As long as he punishes evil and champions good, and treats the courtyard’s animals until they’re “weeping in agony,” he earns virtue points! Facing the compound’s whole nest of demons and monsters, He Deyong grips his medical bag and flashes a benevolent smile. He Deyong’s medical creed: A corrupt heart is an illness. A terminal case needs aggressive treatment! I’m a doctor. I’m hitting you to save you! What about his hopeless, lovesick nephew Silly Zhu, who can’t be helped? He Deyong takes off his military belt. “Ever heard of Pavlovian therapy? Just think about Qin Huairu and you get a beating, until you develop a conditioned fear!” What about his frail, bullied niece Yushui? He Deyong pulls out White Rabbit candies and braised pork. “Yushui, your uncle’s here. Anyone who so much as touches a hair on your head, I’ll break every bone in his body and put them together like building blocks!” Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum? One needle to her mute point, then two slaps to “resuscitate” her physically and cure that foul mouth! Liu Haizhong throws his weight around? What a joke. Even the factory director offers me a cigarette. Who do you think you are? He Deyong: “Don’t be scared. My technique is highly professional. I guarantee it’ll hurt to your very core, but you’ll be cured in no time.” Looking at the whole compound of animals kneeling on the ground and trembling, He Deyong asks, “Who’s next? Anyone sick?”