The Drama Queen’s Supermarket Is Exiled with Her, and the War God Is Her Palm’s Darling

Yin Mumu, a supermarket owner who died after staying up all night taking inventory of snacks, opened her eyes to find she'd transmigrated into the body of a legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household. Her half-sister had drugged her, and she was about to be forced into marriage with a convicted official! She'd barely kicked over the bridal sedan when her whole family got a deluxe package of exile to the northern deserts, complete with a handsome, bewitched God of War husband, Yuchi Mo.

While everyone else in exile chewed tree bark, she flaunted her supermarket supplies: self-heating hot pot made the rugged general drool, anti-inflammatory medicine saved the tribespeople, and sunscreen became so popular among the noblewomen of the northern deserts that they fought over it! Even funnier, her cold-faced God of War husband turned into a possessive food guard. When the grassland chieftain's son showed up with a whole roasted lamb to propose, Yuchi Mo carried Yin Mumu off and ran. When a refined young gentleman brought her flowers, he coldly replied, “My wife doesn't like flowers.”

With her scumbag father and poisonous half-sister causing trouble on one side, a white-lotus princess coveting her husband on the other, and corrupt officials at court trying to bury the Yuchi family in the northern deserts forever, Yin Mumu gives a cold laugh. With a supermarket gift pack in one hand and her God of War husband on the other arm, she gets in touch with her ally, the Grand Tutor, and turns right around to grind the villains into the dirt!

She finds time on the road to exile for romance, dealing with awful people, and saving the world. And that God of War who keeps scooping her into his arms? Sorry, he's her one and only darling, whom she's spoiled all the way from the northern deserts to the capital with potato chips and spicy snacks!