Great Tang: You Exiled Me, So Why Did You Bring a Tank Back to the Capital?

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Niu Jianhu became the only son of Niu Jinda, Duke of Langya Commandery.

In his previous life, he worked himself to death on a 996 schedule. In this life, he was bound to the **[Lazy Rebel Son System]**. As long as he lay flat and stirred up trouble, he could get modern weapons and god-tier supplies!

From the start, Li Er arranged for him to marry Princess Changle?

Niu Jianhu said, “Marry a princess? That means going to court every day. No way!”

To get out of the marriage, he went berserk in front of the entire court and punched his own father. “Dad, I've got a brain disorder. I hit you for your own good!”

The court officials were stunned. Li Er flew into a rage and exiled him to the freezing frontier.

Niu Jianhu was ecstatic: at last, he could lie flat by imperial decree!

Three years later, two hundred thousand Turkish cavalry rode south. Li Er personally led an expedition but was trapped and surrounded.

Just as all hope seemed lost, the border city in the distance blazed with lights, and pounding music rang across the grasslands.

Niu Jianhu drove a tank, a cigar between his lips, with two thousand “brain-disordered” household troops carrying Gatling guns behind him.

“Father-in-law, don't be scared. I'll mow them down and put on a show for you!”

Looking at the Turkish khagan riddled with bullets, Li Er trembled. “Dear son-in-law... your brain disorder is really hard on the enemy!”