Wuxia Crossover: Lie Flat from the Start! Being a Nobody Feels Great

[Slice of life] [Battle for the heroine] [Plot sign-in] Did the Chaos Pearl pick its Host with its eyes closed? He was killed by the Chaos Pearl from the start, then transmigrated into the wrong place: the Nine Provinces of the Comprehensive Martial World. He awakened an innate divine demon constitution and a Myriad Heavens sign-in System, only to receive two impossible missions? Jiang Ming gave up right away. His style was to be as lazy as possible and do whatever he pleased! He'd lie flat and cultivate in his little courtyard, tease the heroines and happily get beaten up, then make sure to tag along whenever the plot sign-in came around and steal other people's opportunities. Setting traps for the chosen children of fate was standard practice. If something annoyed him, he'd hit back, then run off as soon as he'd had his fun. Every heroine had an incredible talent and strength that surpassed all living beings. They'd eat and drink at Jiang Ming's expense, beat him up, and even give him a couple of punches when they shared a room! The only serious thing he did was enter the Gate of Nothingness and risk his life against demon beasts to practice. While others fought desperately to prove the Dao, he won by slacking off and signing in. From the Comprehensive Martial World to Shrouding the Heavens and then into the Primordial World, he brought a group of peerlessly beautiful heroines along to stir up trouble and have a great time! Sign in, enjoy the gossip, and lie flat your way to the top. These myriad heavens! We'll do whatever we want!