Tomb Exploration Livestream: I Can't Keep My Cheats a Secret Anymore

[System, exploration, livestreaming, a fusion of Chinese and Western mythology]

After transmigrating to a parallel world, I was forced into a livestreamed ancient tomb exploration reality show.

Viewers across the internet all thought it was a comedy show, until the tomb door slammed shut and a reanimated Ming dynasty general charged out with a long saber. The comment feed exploded!

[An ancient sealed site detected. Check-in successful! Rewards: True Sight and the Ancestral Dragon Bloodline!]

Other people risk their lives in tombs. I check in and collect rewards!

The Corpse King of western Hunan? One slash and he’s down!

A fake tomb at Bottle Mountain? That bronze cauldron looks magnificent. It belongs in my home!

Espers and martial artists? Heh. Ever seen the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms?

When I came out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains carrying the head of a higher-dimensional monster, the Dragon Squad leader dropped to his knees on the spot.

Dragon Squad Leader: “Boss, join us. Pick any resources you want!”

Ancient Clan: “Young master, marry my daughter and we’ll give you a century-old legacy!”

Foreign biotech company: “We’re willing to offer trillions to work with you!”

I rolled my eyes. “Get lost! Don’t keep me from clearing the next secret realm!”

The Dragon Squad begs, ancient clans curry favor, and foreign forces put a trillion-dollar bounty on my head!

Sorry, but in front of me, every scheme and plot is less practical than throwing a punch!

When I took out the “Seed of Civilization,” capable of destroying a higher-dimensional civilization,

the whole world went mad!