My Aloof Grandmaster Wants to Cultivate the Heartless Way? Fine, I'll Leave, and So Will My Best Friend!

[Transmigrate into a book + best friends marry two patriarchs of the same immortal sect + sweet romance + face-slapping + married first, love later + winning back the wife] [Delightfully unhinged, sweet junior sister of the immortal sect x cold, rational patriarch who loses control for love] After furiously writing the author a ten-thousand-word bad review, Lin Ting and her best friend transmigrate into the book together. They become vicious cannon-fodder characters who, in a flash, marry two patriarchs from the same immortal sect. Lin Ting: She transmigrates into a junior sister who spoils her younger brother and drugs Wu Xianzhi, the patriarch who cultivates the heartless path. He’ll kill her to prove his Dao, driving his sword through her heart. Best friend: She transmigrates into a demonic sect enchantress who casts a love curse on Shen Xu, the patriarch who cultivates the path of forgetting sorrow. She’ll die as countless poisonous creatures devour her heart. Lin Ting: “Run?” Best friend: “You go. I’ll cover you!” They flee while trading insults, loot the Immortal Lord’s residence, steal an immortal crane for a mount, and do everything they can to escape with their lives. The patriarchs: “Don’t run. We have to endure our tribulations of love.” My best friend and I exchange a look. “Thanks, but no thanks!” Their escape plan works perfectly. But the patriarchs fall to the dark side twice as hard. Wu Xianzhi was born cold-hearted and cultivated the heartless path. In ten thousand years, he had never experienced the seven emotions and six desires, yet when he faced his tribulation of love, his heart slipped from his control. Shen Xu was born suspicious, able to see through people’s hearts and schemes. The one thing he failed to anticipate was the enchantress’s death. Both men turned white-haired overnight. But their wives hadn’t died. They’d only run away. The day they find their wives: Wu Xianzhi: “Tingting, be good. Kneel on my lap and kiss me.” Shen Xu: “You take the love curse, and I’ll take it too.”