Siheyuan: The Courtyard Beasts Can Never Repay My Kindness

After becoming Xu Damao, the childless man from The Beasts of the Courtyard, I awaken the Gratitude Multiplier System!

All I have to do is show the courtyard’s vermin a little kindness, and I get a hundredfold return!

At first, this is how they treat me:

Silly Zhu: “You little bastard, I’ll beat you to death today!”

Granny Deaf: “Little Xu is no good. Stay away from him!”

Yi Zhonghai: “Damao, you need to learn to be a decent person!”

Liu Haizhong: “Damao, what’s with that attitude? Believe me, I’ll call a meeting of the whole courtyard and denounce you!”

Yan Bugui: “Damao, could I possibly get that movie ticket... Ah, never mind. You cheapskate.”

Qin Huairu: “Damao, look at our situation. Can’t you give us a hand?”

Later, after I max out the gratitude points of all the vermin, they all become my grandsons:

Silly Zhu: “Grandpa Mao, I slaughtered the leader’s chicken to make you soup! You need to build up your strength!”

Granny Deaf: “Here’s my pension! Take it and spend it, Damao. If it’s not enough, I’ll find a way to get more!”

Yi Zhonghai: “Uncle Mao, I, Little Yi, will take care of you in your old age! From now on, you’re my own father!”

Liu Haizhong: “Anyone who dares say a bad word about Damao will have to answer to me! Even my sons have to call him Grandpa!”

Yan Bugui: “Daddy Damao, I’ll transfer all my assets and my house to you! Just let me stay in a makeshift shelter!”

Qin Huairu: “I raised those kids to be your dogs! Just say the word and I’ll divorce Silly Zhu right away, then work like a beast for you!”

Looking at all the “dutiful descendants” filling the courtyard, Xu Damao puts an arm around his wife, Lou Xiao'e, and grins from ear to ear. “How about this kind of good fortune? Want some?”

Lou Xiao'e: “No, I want to give you 100 children of your own!”