I Made It to America, So Surely I Can Start a Sect, Right?

Chen Cui-Fo transmigrated into Florida as an undocumented immigrant, starting with nothing but a pair of loud Hawaiian shorts, and ran straight into a three-hundred-pound rampaging alligator!

With death staring him in the face, the [Sect Revival System] roared to life!

As long as he recruited American disciples and built a sect base, he could draw on his disciples' fate and turn it back into cultivation power tenfold or even a hundredfold!

[Ding! Used a first-tier Beast-Taming Edict. A wild alligator submits. Sect fortune +100. Breakthrough to the first level of Qi Refining!]

When a redneck veteran with severe paranoia raised his double-barreled shotgun,

Chen Cui-Fo immediately recognized the "Good-Luck-Baby Talisman" stuck to his tinfoil hat. He clasped his hands in a Taoist salute, and with a quick turn of phrase, completely bamboozled the veteran!

The veteran fell to his knees and bowed. "God! Eastern immortal arts are the ultimate way to fight the lizard people of Washington!"

[Ding! Recruited the founding senior disciple. Fortune skyrockets by +999! Unlocked a three-level nuclear bunker sect base!]

[Ding! Cured late-stage yin-evil gout. Fortune +5000! Unlocked the recipe for high-sugar happy-water marrow-cleansing liquid!]

[Ding! Enlightened three thousand bronze-armored battle alligators and swept away a second-tier tide of water ghosts. Sect fortune +999999!]

He used cheese soaked in formaldehyde to bait mutant rats, stamped Thunderclap Arrays into shotgun barrels with CNC machines, and taught Texas cowboys to perform Chinese-style quick-draw swordsmanship!

When the ancient leyline seals finally shattered, the Old Ones and deep-sea Leviathans swept across North America...

Watching the satellite footage, the Pentagon was completely dumbfounded. "Wait, how is he leading a million rednecks, riding alligators, and undergoing tribulation?!"