Thanks for the Invite, I Just Transmigrated Into a Siheyuan and I’m Raiding a Home

Shen Xiao transmigrates to 1966 and becomes the unlucky guy who was just beaten to death by Silly Zhu in the courtyard. He awakens a god-tier choice System and chooses to call the police from the start, turning around and sending Silly Zhu to prison! Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him? Shen Xiao exposes his affair with Qin Huairu! The old lady tries to throw her weight around? One bad-luck talisman leaves her with both legs broken! Jia Zhang goes on a tantrum? Five hundred jin of pork shuts her up! From a steel mill apprentice to a city bureau criminal investigation team leader, from one room in the courtyard to a three-section mansion and a Western-style villa. He farms and raises livestock in his portable pocket world, trades through the System’s shop for anything he needs, and practices the Inner Canon of the Yellow Emperor every night. While the courtyard’s schemers are still scrabbling over a few scraps, Shen Xiao already holds real power, tramples his enemies, and has beautiful women by his side. Who still argues with scoundrels these days? Just cuff them and take them away, every last one! “Yi Zhonghai, you’re suspected of inciting murder!” “Qin Huairu, your conduct is improper. You’re coming with me!” “Silly Zhu, you stole public property. You’re sentenced to six months!” That year, Shen Xiao stood with a gun in the courtyard, his gaze icy: “Anyone else want to find out what silver bracelets feel like?”