With a Thousand-Mile Diarrhea Powder in his left hand and a Bad-Luck Sticker in his right, he has a thousand victims hot on his heels: “Lin Que! Are you cultivating the Great Dao of Being a Jerk?!”
The protagonist, Lin Que, was an unsuccessful comedy screenwriter in his previous life before his soul transmigrated into another world as a good-for-nothing. His defining trait is “paranoid about being persecuted, so he strikes first”: he always feels the whole world is out to get him, so he has to get them first. His catchphrase: “I never hold a grudge. If you wrong me, I get even on the spot.”
[Hilarious fantasy + shameless cultivation + rage-powered leveling + mastermind behind the scenes]
System: It calls itself the “Pitfall God Assistant Intelligence,” and every mission it issues is more shameless than the last. Its shop sells items like [Thousand-Mile Diarrhea Powder], [Indestructible Acupressure Mat], and [Forced Public Humiliation Megaphone]. Its cultivation techniques include The Heart Sutra of Cheating and Swindling and The Indestructible Golden Bell That Gets Stronger When Beaten, though their activation conditions are unbearably embarrassing.
