The Heavenly Emperor Returns: I Just Want to Quietly Be a Pretty Boy

I, the Hongmeng Heavenly Emperor, have a problem lately.

All I want is to be a quiet live-in son-in-law and experience the joys and sorrows of mortal life.

But my wife keeps thinking I’m plotting to get my hands on her family’s business!

On the first day, she offers me a million to be her dog.

I laugh. This game is kind of interesting. I sign.

On the third day, her company is about to go bankrupt, and she’s crying her eyes out.

I can’t stand to watch, so I flick a finger and erase her archenemy.

The result: She offers me five hundred million and company shares to get rid of me! (Fuming)

On the seventh day, her relatives gang up on her, and she’s shaking with rage.

I can’t stand to watch, so with a single sentence, I cut off her family’s good fortune.

The result: She looks at me like I’m a monster and doesn’t dare speak to me all night! (Annoying)

On the tenth day, an assassin sneaks into the house.

I can’t stand to watch, so I turn the assassin into a skyrocketing firework and launch him.

The result: Without a word, she transfers a million to me and calls it “protection money”! (Finally catching on)

I really just want to sit quietly and watch cartoons!

Honey, please, can you stop adding scenes for me already?!