You Want Me to Be a Simp? They're the Ones Who Should Be Simping for Me!
让我当舔狗？他们舔我还差不多！
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- Completed
- Length
- 452k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- English
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Hmm, it would be better if some of the brainless parts could be omitted?
May Your Highness and Lin Ji enjoy happiness and good health, and have a long future together! The greatest happiness is knowing that someone loves you, someone loves you for who you are, or more precisely, that even though you are you, someone still loves you—the person who smiles the moment they see you, the person whose eyes are full of you.
So good! Our Xiao Ji is so awesome! He and Sherlock are such a good couple ε (๑> ₃ <) з It feels like every time the gorilla (Gu Aotian) appears, it's kind of funny.
This is absolutely fantastic! The protagonist's personality is right up my alley—aloof, languid, and unknowingly alluring. His lover is wonderful, though I don't know if he's chaste; I hope he is. The protagonist's henchman is also excellent, fiercely loyal. The remaining supporting characters are all intricately connected, with excellent transitions.
If the interaction isn't too pungent, it's acceptable. Hopefully, when the author isn't in a good mental state, they can read the news instead of watching toilet paper anime.
Hahahaha, at first I thought the protagonist would just follow the same old formula and go with the flow. I didn't read it for a month, but then I couldn't find the book anymore, so I started reading it again. The later parts are really great! The protagonist is incredibly powerful, which is exactly what I like. Even though he's a bit slow, he's strong! I also really like his mental state. Awesome!
You can savor it; the author's writing gets better and better as you read on. ❤️👍 Personally, I felt the protagonist was a bit frustrated in the beginning (mainly due to the system's problems), but the author's writing is absolutely fantastic later on. 🌹❤️👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Having high combat strength is so satisfying!
It's alright. There's a system that forces things, which is a bit annoying but not bad. But since there are two strong male leads, who are their romantic partners?
It's good. The protagonist is an outsider who doesn't care about the people or things around him unless it affects his eating and drinking, sometimes leading to awkward situations. I thought it would be too embarrassing to read, but the protagonist's attitude combined with the author's writing made it less awkward, resulting in a subtle humor in the early chapters that made me want to laugh.