Cultivating Immortality on Earth: The Corporate Drone Is Actually the Universe's Ultimate Workaholic

"At three in the morning in the CBD, I'm either working overtime or cultivating immortality!" Lin Ye, a corporate wage slave on the verge of dying from overwork, was struck by an alien cultivation probe and bound to the "Earth Spiritual Qi Absorption System." From then on, his life went completely off the rails: he used the office printer to copy talismans, exchanged overtime hours for magical artifacts, optimized the Underworld's KPIs with Excel spreadsheets, raced evil spirits on his electric scooter, and even delivered the Dao De Jing to aliens on the far side of the moon.

Spiritual qi revival swept the globe. The aunties doing square dancing were practicing ancient techniques, Taoist priests used QR codes to collect incense offerings, and aliens disguised themselves as influencers livestreaming their introduction to immortal cultivation. Only when Underworld civil servants went on strike to protest digital paper money, and an alien fleet invaded disguised as a meteor shower, did Lin Ye discover the truth: Earth had long since been enrolled in the Milky Way's immortal cultivation entrance exams, and he, a wage slave who slacked off every day, was the key to saving the planet!

With talismans in his left hand to battle evil spirits and fireballs in his right to blast UFOs, he still had to find time to teach aliens enough Chinese to pass the Level Four Immortal Cultivation Exam. Watch as Lin Ye uses A Five-Year Plan for Immortal Cultivation and Three Years of Practice Exams to turn Earth into the most competitive immortal cultivation test center in the universe amid a three-way clash between gods and ghosts, aliens, and all of humanity. In the end, he rises to become CEO of the Earth Immortal Cultivation Administrative Committee and reaches the pinnacle of the universe's ultimate rat race!