National Fate: Teaching Confucius to Fight with Analects, the Whole Internet Begs Me to Shut Up

【History Remix】+【Live-Streamed National Destiny】+【Hardcore Popular Science (Sort Of)】+【Troublemaker】 A national-destiny game descends upon the entire world. Contestants from each country must enter historical instances and guide the course of civilization. While other countries are developing technology step by step and advancing their agricultural civilizations, Su Mo awakens the 【Myriad Worlds Mentor System】. As long as he teaches the ancients “incorrect” knowledge and they accept it, he earns a hundredfold national-destiny reward! And so, everything takes a wild turn: 【Instance: The Hegemony of the Spring and Autumn Period】 【Mission: Help Confucius travel among the states and spread Confucianism】 Su Mo: “Kong Zhongni, you’ve got this ‘benevolence’ thing all wrong. It’s called ‘the art of splitting a person in two’! Our school is called ‘Muscular Confucianism’!” Result: Confucius wields a two-meter greatsword and leads three thousand musclebound warriors, physically persuading the six states and unifying the realm! 【Instance: The Qin Empire】 【Mission: Help Qin Shi Huang build the Great Wall and repel the Xiongnu】 Su Mo: “Your Majesty, building a wall is exhausting! Let’s build a ‘stargate’ instead! It’s called the ‘whole nation ascends’ plan!” Result: Qin Shi Huang consumes an elixir (uranium-235), masters nuclear fusion with his bare hands, and sends Qin’s iron cavalry in mechs to conquer the stars and seas! 【Instance: Romance of the Three Kingdoms】 【Mission: Help the Sun-Liu alliance at the Battle of Red Cliffs】 Su Mo: “Borrowing arrows with straw boats is too slow. Let’s just ‘borrow the east wind’ and blow the nuclear warheads over!” Foreign viewers are losing it: 《Why can his Confucius punch a city gate to pieces?》 《Cheating! This is absolutely cheating! Why does Qin Shi Huang have a spaceship now?》 《He says that’s the real history? Good heavens, are all our history books fake?》