Why Does the Villain Keep Disappearing?

I’m Qian Duoduo. I used my mind-reading ability to dominate the business world, until I met Gou Fugui, the only man I couldn’t read. He looks so frail he can barely fend for himself, a peerless white lotus who blooms only for me. “Sis, they’re so scary. I’m not like them. I only worry about you.” But whenever some villain starts throwing a fit, all he has to do is casually say, “I wish you well,” and the next second, the other person is being hauled away in an ambulance. I act cold and say, “Stay away from me. You’re hurting my eyes.” Inside, I’m screaming: He’s so fake! He’s so affected! Why does he only act like this around me?! Is he secretly in love with me?! Meanwhile, Gou Fugui uses his curse-like jinxing to send my competitors bankrupt, into the hospital, or behind bars, achieving “physical elimination.” Then he turns to me with tears in his eyes. “Sis, did I cause you trouble again?” We have a mutual crush, and we’re both wonderfully absurd. I use mind-reading to predict his tea-spilling theatrics, while his jinxing clears every obstacle in my path. Until the Ouyang villain family refuses to learn its lesson and keeps sending people to their doom. I watch them line up, only to suddenly go bankrupt, come down with food poisoning as a group, or, in the most ridiculous case, get arrested for stepping into the office with their left foot first. I can’t help turning to Gou Fugui, who’s still making tea beside me. “Was that you?” He blinks innocently. “Sis, I’m just lucky. I only said it offhand.” [Reading Guide] ★ A sharp-tongued, mind-reading CEO × a tea-loving, word-magic male lead; mutual crush + a cast full of absurd characters