Are You Crazy? You Call Her the Prime Minister’s Cast-Off Daughter?

I transmigrate into the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister’s household, framed by her half-sister and left to die in the woodshed. I’ve got only one breath left from the start?

[Ding! The Host’s fierce will to survive has been detected. The ‘Professional Face-Slapping’ System is now activated!]

A vicious maid comes by with spoiled food, sneering, “The Third Prince is going to marry my young lady. Just wait here and die!”

I immediately activate my newbie gift: a three-minute trial of [Your Words Become Law]!

“The first thing your young lady will do after taking power is silence you.”

“If you follow her, you’re a pawn she can discard at any moment. Follow me, and you’ll be a promising asset in the safest hands!”

Three minutes later, the arrogant maid drops to her knees in tears. “Eldest Miss, I was wrong! Please show me the way!”

[Ding! Newbie mission ‘Establish Your Authority’ complete! Reward: 10 points. System Store unlocked!]

[New mission issued: Survive Against All Odds! Friendly reminder: an unwelcome visitor is approaching!]

I’ve barely recruited my first minion when someone kicks the woodshed door open!

Looking at the fearsome figure standing in the doorway, backlit by the sun, I silently open the System Store.

Wait, why does this store have nothing but trash-talking skills, bricks, and sacks?!