My Bad Luck Is Unbeatable

Core Premise:

Yun Xiaomei is the most miserable odd-job disciple in the history of the Lingxiao Sect, bar none. He’s blown up spirit-testing stones, been struck by heavenly tribulations, stepped in dog poop, and even choked on water. Everyone avoids him like the plague, calling him a “jinx.” Then one day, the Immortal Venerable Hongyun issued an edict, declaring him an “Evil Bringer of Misfortune” who disrupted the Heavenly Dao’s fortune. The sect was ordered to hand him over within three days, or every last member would be executed.

Just as the sect’s leaders debated whether to sacrifice him, a miracle, or perhaps a disaster, began.

At the trial assembly, the Heart-Probing Illusion Formation could peer into people’s minds. But unable to make sense of his bizarre “I’m already doomed, so what’s there to fear?” way of thinking, it broke down on the spot, and its core treasure, the Heart-Probing Mirror, chose him as its master.

At the sect tournament, he drew a lot and somehow blew up the ancient spirit-jade lot container, sending him straight to the finals. His opponents either withdrew after having nightmares before the match or slipped on a banana peel in the arena and were seriously injured. Without lifting a finger, he “coasted” into the finals on his terrible luck, becoming the enemy of the entire sect.

In the final, he faced the Immortal Venerable’s direct disciple, a “lucky one” who seemed to make lotuses bloom with every step and whose words became law. Everyone thought he was doomed, but he unexpectedly awakened a bizarre ability and “sucked up” his opponent’s bestowed good fortune, along with his magical treasures… triggering the highest-grade Heavenly Tribulation of the Deity Transformation realm!

From then on, the cultivation world went completely off the rails.