Honghuang: A Senior Fellow Apprentice Falls from the Sky!

Chen Changsheng had just transmigrated to the Primordial World and had barely figured out what was going on when a line he had copied from the Dao De Jing, “The Dao that can be spoken is not the eternal Dao,” made the wandering Sect Master Tongtian regard him as a genius and take him on the spot as the Jie Sect’s first disciple!

He had thought that with a Sage backing him, he could quietly coast through life forever. But Sect Master Tongtian was a hands-off master. The very next day, he announced that he was going into seclusion. Before leaving, he said, “Changsheng, from now on, you’ll teach my disciples on my behalf!”

Chen Changsheng was petrified. I’m just an overworked wage slave from Blue Star. What the hell do I know about cultivation? Looking at the eager, curious faces of Duobao, Zhao Gongming, the Three Xiao Sisters, and the others below, he could only grit his teeth and start making things up.

“An array is just a combination of basic points, lines, and planes!” And so Daoist Duobao comprehended the “Three-Dimensional Assassination Technique,” killing a Great Encompassment Golden Immortal in an instant with a single thought!

“The way of the sword means having no women in your heart. Draw your sword, and divinity comes naturally!” And so Zhao Gongming severed his ties of affection and split open the heavens with one sword, shaking the Eastern Sea!

“Girls should be raised in comfort. ‘Comfort’ means being rich in spirit treasures!” And so the Three Xiao Sisters went straight to the Chan Sect’s doorstep for a “free shopping spree,” stripping the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chan Sect of every last magic treasure!

When Sect Master Tongtian emerged from seclusion a thousand years later, he saw that immortals had come to pay their respects in the tens of thousands, each with strength comparable to a Quasi-Sage. His eldest disciple, who never cultivated at all, could already take on innate supreme treasures with his bare body. He was completely dumbfounded. “My disciple, how… how did you teach them?”

Chen Changsheng shrugged. “I really was just talking nonsense!”