The Deposed Empress Is So Unhinged, She Drives the Entire Court Mad

[Fake eunuch + real power broker + unhinged heroine + scheming + sweet romance] Shen Ning transmigrates into the disgraced empress, who is sentenced to death from the start. The System tells her that the crazier she acts, the stronger she’ll become. So she hangs the eunuch sent to execute her up like a sunshine doll, turns the Cold Palace into a bathhouse, and throws the concubines who try to harm her into a pigsty. While she’s having the time of her life going mad, she happens to pick up a miserable-looking “little eunuch.” She keeps him as a pet, gives his abs the occasional rub, and feeds him roasted sweet potatoes. She even boasts, “Xiao Yanzi, stick with me and I’ll make you the most powerful eunuch in the realm. I’ll find you ten husbands, too!” Then one day, aristocratic clans lay siege to her, and danger closes in on all sides. The “little eunuch” who always kept his head bowed and peeled grapes for her draws his sword right in front of her and slaughters every assassin. Standing amid a mountain of corpses, he wipes the blood from his hands and gently places the imperial seal in hers. His gaze is both obsessive and tender. “Your Majesty, I don’t want to be the most powerful eunuch, and I don’t want a husband. You can have the whole realm to play with, and I’ll be your emperor consort. How does that sound?” Shen Ning: ??? I thought you were one of the girls, but you want to sleep with me? And… aren’t you a eunuch?! (A heroine in a spectacularly unhinged state of mind vs. a fake eunuch who’s even crazier than she is and secretly a true big shot)