This Monkey's Surname Is Sun

When I opened my eyes, what I saw was not heaven and earth, but a suspended "Essence of Heaven and Earth KPI Assessment Form". Later I understood that this thing is called "The Way of Heaven". The Three Realms is a huge performance system. Why did Patriarch Bodhi fire me? That was the last mercy in the system. How to change the book of life and death in the underworld? I wrote myself into a permanent vulnerability. Wearing a golden hoop to seek scriptures? This is the largest outsourcing KPI project in the three worlds. They all said I was sick - a data anomaly, asking "why" all day long. Why am I born with a number? Why is my immortality a homework? Why do your rules have to define my right and wrong? Now, I, Sun Wukong, use this golden cudgel that pierces the sky and these blazing golden eyes that can see through the rules to write down everything: I am not here to learn from the experience, I am here to dismantle this system. If you also want to know - how a data loophole that is born to be rebellious can find its way out in a preset world. So, welcome to my performance sheet. There are no fairy tales here, only the real Journey to the West. #First Person #Psychic Epic #Mythology Philosophy #Workplace Core #Anti-Routine #Rule Deconstruction #Sunwukong #Deep Thinking