The Myriad Worlds Customer Service Handbook

[Customer service for the Myriad Worlds] [Wildly imaginative] [Witty and humorous]

I, Liangxi, am an intern customer service agent certified by the Heavenly Dao of the Myriad Worlds. Rule number one of the job: provide analysis only, never interfere with anyone’s choices.

My clients are a little unusual.

My first case came from the Great Song dynasty. Wu Song asked, “Customer service, tell me who’s in the right. Is my sister-in-law Pan Jinlian... a good person or not?”

I brought up my data analysis screen and gave him a professional answer:

[According to behavioral psychology, if a woman’s spouse is brave and strong, and commands respect, she is very likely to be a good person.]

[The System currently offers two solutions: The better option is to marry her. The other option is to have your brother divorce her.]

Wu Song’s CPU overheated on the spot.

I thought that case was already outrageous enough, until...

Lin Daiyu called in for a consultation about whether the flower-burial business was worth taking public;

Thanos sent in a bad review, saying his “family planning plan” was facing resistance;

Even the Dragon King’s heir came to ask how to protect premarital assets in a divorce.

And I, a weak and helpless customer service agent, could only smile and click open the reply box:

“Dear, we recommend that you take a moment to calm down first.”