Name: The Whole Internet Is Stealing Sugarcane? I Chased Even the Special Forces to Tears
Author: The Silent Zha

Synopsis

(The rating just came out and will rise.)

Shen Feng transmigrates to a parallel world, starting out millions in debt. He inherits a vast, unsold farm and awakens the [God-Tier Farmer System]. He gets stronger as long as he puts high-quality talent to work on the farm!

To save on labor costs, Shen Feng reluctantly launches the “Steal Sugarcane for Three Yuan” challenge. Parkour experts, Olympic champions, and retired special forces kingpins come in groups, all claiming they’ll teach the farmer a lesson.

The livestream immediately goes off the rails, with comments flooding the screen:

“Holy crap! Is that light-footed kung fu? The boss is flying across sugarcane leaves so fast he’s leaving afterimages. The parkour champion can’t even see his taillights!”

“Someone inspect those pink flip-flops! A sprint champion in spikes can’t outrun a pair of sandals? That’s ridiculous!”

“I’m dying! The special forces kingpin hid out for three days, thinking his cover was perfect, only to get mistaken for a wild boar and knocked flat with one punch. Now he’s crying by the fishpond and questioning his life!”

But that was only the beginning. As the farm’s business expanded, things became even more absurd.

A billionaire angler, trying to break his curse of never coming home empty-handed, spent three days digging a fishpond in the mud with his shirt off. A three-Michelin-star chef came to challenge the crayfish festival, but was punished with washing ten thousand dishes in the kitchen for peeling shrimp too slowly. Before leaving, he even begged to wash dishes for two more days just to learn the secret recipe!

Watching special forces soldiers, top researchers, and top-tier stars fighting over a place to sleep on the farm, Shen Feng spread his hands helplessly at the camera.

“I really just wanted to find a few free workers and sell some produce on the side. They’re the ones who keep crying and begging to be my farmhands!”

Stats

930Chapters

912Reads · 30 days

237.4kReads · all time

111Shelves

6.8Score

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