Disaster-Level Slacking: The Whole Sect Begs Me to Stop Cultivating

Born under the ill-starred fate of a jinx, Gu Yunlan has only one goal in life: to become a menial disciple in a cultivation sect packed with workaholics, slack off in peace, and get herself expelled as soon as possible so she can go home and enjoy a quiet retirement. However, her “jinx” constitution is actually an outward manifestation of an ancient primordial chaos spirit body. Without even realizing it, she disrupts and purifies all unstable spiritual energy and karmic threads within a ten-mile radius.

She only wants to coast, but without meaning to, she makes wicked fellow disciples suffer cultivation deviations, causes scheming elders’ alchemy furnaces to explode, and even purifies a demonic qi forbidden zone that the sect has failed to deal with for a hundred years. Everyone sees her as a walking natural disaster and keeps as far away from her as possible.

Only Mo Chenyuan, the Divine Sovereign of the Nine Heavens, whose cultivation has hit a bottleneck and whose soul is tainted by worldly ties and karmic burdens, discovers that when he gets close to her, his turbulent spiritual sea becomes more calm and clear than ever. So this powerful figure disguises himself as a frail strategist in charge of records at the sect, and latches onto Gu Yunlan, claiming he “needs someone to look after him.”

From then on, Gu Yunlan’s carefree life is completely upended. She’s forced into the center of one incident after another, grumbling to herself, “What a hassle. I want to clock out,” while, with the Divine Sovereign’s “help,” she unwittingly crushes one genius after another and face-slaps every faction in her path, eventually becoming an auspicious omen revered and coveted by the entire cultivation world. This is a wildly satisfying story about a girl who insists, “I really just want to lie flat, but my strength won’t let me.”