Selling Barbecue in the World of Journey to the West

I transmigrate into Journey to the West and open a barbecue shop.

Inside my shop, I’m invincible. Even immortals become ordinary people.

But there’s one problem with my shop: it can teleport!

One moment, I’ve sweet-talked the Black Bear Spirit into a stupor, and he’s begging to sign up for a membership.

The next, whoosh! The shop and I have appeared by the Celestial River!

Right in time to see the Seven Fairies bathing…

Well, would you look at that? I’ve just sweet-talked Zhu Bajie into becoming my skewer cook.

Whoosh! The shop opens beneath Five-Finger Mountain!

Sun Wukong catches the scent, drooling all over the ground. “Hey, little brother, give Old Sun ten skewers! I’ll tear down this mountain and use it for firewood!”

From then on, a legend spreads across the Three Realms.

A barbecue stall that appears and vanishes without a trace, and a man even the Jade Emperor can’t find.

Countless big shots scour the Three Realms just to ask me one thing:

“Boss, where are you setting up shop today?”