My Grandpa's the Star of the Major Crimes Squad, Solving Serial Cases with Ease

[Title] The Master of Verbal Jabs Crushes a Mass Murder Case with His Thermos, While the Auntie Squad Ships My CP Online

“Ding! Congratulations, Host! You earned 100 Justice Points by persuading the aunties not to dance in the square, and won a legendary cheat: the Palace of Memory!”

Chen Cheng: ??? I only wanted to steep goji berries in my thermos and coast until retirement, so why is the System insisting I become Detective Conan?

At the scene of a family massacre, one mouthful of goji berry water lets him spit out the killer's height, weight, and shoe size;

In the interrogation room, he calmly talks a dyed-blond suspect into becoming a “VIP for ten years of prison meals”;

The square-dancing squad is even more outrageous, livestreaming the neighborhood security cameras while munching sunflower seeds: “Xiao Chen, that guy's throwing out the trash all wrong. Go get him!”

Trending across the internet: #OthersGetFamousForTheirAbsHeBecomesALegendWithGojiBerries#

#TheAuntiesChosenOneVerbalJutsuAt64xSpeed#

Chen Cheng: Don't fall for me, it won't end well, unless you bring goji berries as the betrothal gift.

A lighthearted laugh-out-loud criminal investigation romp, with top-tier trash talk and a chaotic mix of couples. Enter at your own risk: you might laugh your abs off.