I Woke Up as the Tormented Novel’s Heroine, and My Trash-Talking Sister Crashed the Wealthy Elite

Hu Bingbing, a legendary figure from Baga Village, rules the town with her unique talent for squatting over a pit latrine while gaming. She even takes the championship by wiping out four opponents in the final circle! But her triumph turns to disaster when she slips and falls straight into the pit. When she opens her eyes again, she has somehow transmigrated into the melodramatic angst novel The CEO Torments Me a Thousand Times, Yet I Still Love Him Like the First Time. She’s now Lin Wanbing, the tragic original heroine, bullied by everyone and hopelessly in love. She’s bound to Xiao Ya, a conscientious 996 System: a crow caked in mud, wrapped in filthy, tattered strips of cloth, and festooned with rusty keys and old bits of mirror. It looks even more unkempt and slapdash than Hu Bingbing. Xiao Ya cuts straight to the chase: no need to win over the CEO or save anyone. Just rack up one billion Filth Points, and she can head home in a flash with one billion in cash and a huge villa on a mountaintop! Hu Bingbing, who’s never read the original novel and has no foolish romantic notions, lights up at once. Her get-rich-quick mission is officially underway! The original heroine is the real daughter of the Lin family, kidnapped as a child and later found. Haunted by childhood trauma, she’s mistreated by her third brother, the very one responsible for her kidnapping, and constantly targeted by Lin Xixi, the scheming fake heiress. Her own parents are no better. Then CEO Shen Yan torments her body and soul in the name of his beloved, Fan Ke’er, until she meets a miserable end. And yet, with a saintly heart, she forgives every villain. But Hu Bingbing, the queen of filthy antics from the countryside, won’t play along! She lets her true nature run wild, using her down-to-earth, sloppy, and unhinged antics to turn the polished elite on their heads and drive the cold CEO and the scheming white lotus to madness. A novel where everyone was supposed to suffer through their grievances is transformed into a hilarious, topsy-turvy tale where everyone goes wild with praise. The road to one billion Filth Points only gets more absurd!