Born with a Big Egg, I Transmigrated into a Big Dumb Bird

[Dark comeback + System-driven] A 996 office drone gets struck by lightning and wakes up transmigrated as a divine egg the size of a millstone. He’s barely opened his eyes when a couple of idiots try to roast him, nearly killing him on the spot. Luckily, the King of Chu takes him for an auspicious beast and puts him on a pedestal. He gets free food, and even gets to cash in on his past life’s online loans. Life is great! Who knew he’d end up bound to the Myriad Realms Beast Evolution System, renamed Lin Danda, and forced into “dumb as a chicken” and “astonish the world with one cry” modes, unable to speak for three years? No matter. Lying low is the road to the top! Hatching summons heavenly thunder to drive back the Wu army. Playing the fool lets him kill a young noble who picks a fight. He teams up with a nine-tailed fox to transmigrate alongside fellow outsiders, grind levels, and grow strong enough to throw his weight around. But who could have guessed he’d fall prey to the schemes of the Three Maniacs from Beyond, be misunderstood and betrayed by the one he loves, and get swept away by a space-time vortex? He loses all his cultivation as a divine bird, ends up the lowest-ranking servant in a sect, and can’t even speak. Bullied in the servants’ quarters, forgotten by his brothers, and surrounded by kindness that’s all a scheme, he discovers that the seemingly virtuous senior sister wants to steal his divine bird’s true fire. At the brink of despair, his divine bird mark awakens, and his true fire returns! Falsely accused and sent to a mine at the bottom of the abyss? He turns the tables and becomes the warden, keeping every prisoner in line. Enemies come looking to torture him? He kills them on the spot and repays every drop of blood! He kills a sect elder by stealth, then leads the Demonfire crowd through the encirclement. Even when his subordinates blow themselves up, he still manages to escape by faking his death! He recruits rogue cultivators who refine corpses, captures sect disciples, joins forces with a treasure-hunting rat, and sets off on a “Journey to the West,” heading straight for the Heavenly Demon Sect! From office drone to divine egg, from dumb bird to prison boss, from servant to demon... Lin Danda: “Whoever bullies me, tricks me, or betrays me dies!” “Silent for three years, then one cry will shatter heaven and earth!” “Whether you’re a sect bigwig or an outer-realm demon, my egg may be big, but my fists are harder!”