Siheyuan: Thanks to Widow Bai for Eloping with My Dad

Thanks for the invite. I’m in the courtyard and just became He Yuzhu. This book is all about being ruthless and calculating, with a “loving” father and a “dutiful” son. A dream start: my old man, He Daqing, takes the money and runs, leaving me with my little sister, who isn’t even related to me. The neighbors are rubbing their hands together, eager to pounce. I respond by maxing out my “scheming,” “calculating,” and “living off my elders” skills. The First Uncle wants to be my godfather? Sure. Pay my living expenses first. Xu Damao wants to be my sworn enemy? Sorry, all the good stuff in your home is mine now. As for Qin Huairu… Well, she’s someone I could get to know a little more intimately. This book is also known as How to Legally and Properly Bleed the Entire Courtyard Dry and My Neighbors Are All My ATMs. No angst, just fun. Come on in!