By day, she is the “Immortal Maiden Qingyi,” worshipped by the people.
By night, she is a “little rookie chicken,” punished by an old man who makes her copy the character for “chicken” a hundred times!
At a royal banquet in the imperial capital...
The emperor: “Would the immortal maiden be willing to enter the imperial ancestral shrine?”
She is just about to nod when the [Shame System] suddenly chimes!
“Hypocrisy +100 detected! Punishment: recite a mantra on the spot!”
She: “I am a little rookie chicken...”
The whole hall falls silent. The emperor’s chopsticks hit the floor.
The old man munches on fruit from the rafters. “You got it wrong. Go back and copy it a thousand more times!”
Everyone: “So the immortal maiden cultivates... the Way of... mantras?!”
