Caught Learning a Foreign Language? I Turn the Tables and Activate Boss Hou, the Big Villain

I, Hou Qingquan, am the only “king” of Haiping City.

Everyone says I’m a well-mannered scoundrel, a wolf in human clothing.

So what?

Where are all those Heaven’s Chosen Women who once looked down on me and wanted to judge me?

Su Jing, the principled reporter, is now my most obedient secretary.

Yang Tao, the haughty supermodel, has become a canary in my cage.

Even An Ran, that pharmaceutical sales representative, has to call me “Teacher” when she sees me.

It all started when I turned fifty and awakened that damn System…

Want to know how I did it, too?

Shh…

Turn to the first page, and I’ll slowly teach you what a real “adult game” is.

(Friendly warning: Don’t bring your moral compass into this book, or you might get furious!)

I don’t envy mandarin ducks or immortals. I only envy Boss Hou every single day! This novel is all about taking things slow, so impatient readers can skip straight to Chapter 26…