Siheyuan: The Sickly Last of His Line Sends the Whole Courtyard to Their Doom

[Ruthless] [No Romance] [Taking Down the Scoundrels] [Villain] [Multiple Worlds] Yan Bing, the elite assassin known as “The Puppeteer,” is transported into *Love in the Courtyard* and becomes a sickly, childless man. A hellish start from the very beginning: the scoundrels in the courtyard are preying on a childless household, and the world's will itself is protecting them? System warning: “Directly killing characters from the story is forbidden. Violation will result in death by heavenly lightning!” Yan Bing laughed. “Why use a knife to kill someone?” And so the courtyard's atmosphere changed completely, turning into a 1960s version of *Final Destination*! Jia Zhangshi curses at people? One marble and a patch of slippery moss, and a compound fracture is only the appetizer! Silly Zhu breaks down the door by force? Apply the principle of leverage to the coal stove. Surely a full-body treatment with a pot of scalding cornmeal porridge isn't too much to ask? Bang Geng sneaks in through the window to steal? The wind speed and impact point have already been calculated, and rusty nails are waiting for him. One misstep, and the Thief Saint's career is over! Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip someone? Word is, a rainy night goes great with a leaking wire. First Master, that drip from your roof is the death knell I've rung for you! The police search the whole courtyard. “They're all accidents. This place just has bad feng shui!” Yan Bing trembles under the covers. “Officer, I'm so scared. This courtyard is so spooky...” As the scoundrels set off traps one by one with their greed and suffer the consequences of their own malice, Yan Bing eats at the funeral feast with tears in his eyes. “How is this an accident? This is the beauty of physics!” This time, no arguing and no bickering. Let a professional assassin show you what it means when the King of Hell wants you dead before dawn!