Everyone: You Want the Emperor to Call You Father? Emperor:

(Correct title: Everyone: You made the Emperor call you Dad? Emperor: Dad I was already the butt of the joke, so I didn't notice the title was one character too long. It was missing a character, sigh.) Emperor: You're going to supervise the imperial exams this time. General Zhang: You know how bad I am at book learning. What were you thinking, asking me to supervise? Emperor: The plan is to make the top scorer a princess's husband. I want you to check him out. You're my brother, and I trust you to handle things. General Zhang: Oh? You trust me to handle things? Emperor: The third-place scholar is Wu Yanzu, the second-place scholar is Guo Degang, and the top scorer is... General Zhang?! General Zhang: Father~~ Emperor: ??? Emperor: Why do you need so much military funding just to guard the border? General Zhang: Take a look at your country's map. If you hadn't stopped me today, I'd have conquered that piece in the upper left too. Emperor: Holy crap! A reward! You absolutely deserve one! General Zhang: Call me Dad, and I'll conquer that island in the lower right for you. Emperor: Dad!!