The Five-Year-Old Brat: From the Start, He Sets a Dog on Li Shimin

Transmigrating as a five-year-old toddler,

he’s also the least noticeable of the Tang Dynasty’s eight princes?

Li Zeqian says, not a chance!

Bound to the Clever and Mischievous System,

he earns Adorable Mischief Points by getting into trouble,

which he can exchange for modern marvels and heaven-defying talents.

He grabs the emperor’s hair on the spot to complete a mission,

shocking the court officials.

At Chongwen Hall,

he takes Wu Xu out of class,

using ghost stories to trick the future empress into staying out all night;

he even steals his sister’s clothes

and gets a Central Asian mastiff to help him play pranks.

He throws a barbecue banquet,

grilling all the imperial kitchen’s precious ingredients,

and even dares to give Li Shimin a laxative.

He may be mischievous,

but his talent is outrageously extraordinary.

He recites the entire Dao De Jing to face-slap Fang Xuanling,

and even invents his own Qian-style calligraphy, which is adopted as a new script for the Tang Dynasty.