I Transmigrated and Devoured Pangu, Then Used Mount Buzhou as a Barbell

Wu Laogen,

a wage slave who worked himself to death after staying up all night,

clung to the transmigration envoy's leg, sobbing.

Other people who transmigrated either turned from good-for-nothings into rising stars,

or rose to greatness as prodigies.

But he faced three ridiculous choices:

be reborn to toil like an ox or a horse,

get sent to a small world to serve a prison sentence,

or...

reincarnate as a golden-winged roc in the primordial world?

Wu Laogen promptly decided to lie flat.

As it turned out,

his one and only golden finger handed him the title “Universe's Number One Big Idiot” right from the start.

Wu Laogen was furious:

“Where's the power fantasy I was promised?!”

But then,

when he chose to fuse with the innate Yin-Yang source,

his awakening of the God-Slaying Cannon changed the whole story.

He stole Randeng's magical treasures,

beat up Zhurong,

faced off against the Three Pure Ones,

and even carried off the future Sages' destined opportunities!

By the time even Hongjun could no longer divine his origins,

Wu Laogen was cuddling Nuwa,

pondering how to use Huangzhong Li to mass-produce Daluo Golden Immortals...