You Said It Was Archaeology, So Why Did You Unearth a Millennia-Old Demon Lord?

Lin Wei, who worked herself to death from overtime, is forced to bind herself to the Emotion Harvesting System. To stay alive, she livestreams her way into a forbidden site sealed for three thousand years and opens the coffin of an ancient Demon Lord herself. But the first thing she touches is a hand as smooth and warm as jade. The comments explode: “Streamer, run! There are claw marks inside the coffin!” She looks down and meets a pair of slowly opening, golden eyes. He smiles faintly. “Little girl, you dare trespass in this lord’s bedchamber?” Liyuan, the Demon Lord who had slept for ten thousand years, is awakened by a reckless little soul. She feels his bones, flips open his coffin, and even uses him as “livestream content” to rake in a fortune. He should have crushed her soul, but then he discovers that the emotions she harvests can repair his shattered divinity. So the Demon Lord changes his mind. She livestreams, while he leans lazily against the coffin. “Today’s script: are you playing the offering this lord has imprisoned?” When she’s in danger, he flicks a finger and wipes out her enemies. “You dare lay a hand on this lord’s keeper? Did you ask this lord first?” Later, viewers across the platform go wild: “Streamer, that handsome golden-eyed guy behind you... Is he really just a prop?!” Lin Wei only wants to stay alive, but somehow she’s ended up with a Demon Lord she can’t shake off. He drinks fear like wine and feeds on adoration, but saves the sweetest “devotion” for her. Then the gods descend, intent on sealing him away once more. She steps in front of him, raises her livestream phone, and smiles. “Everyone, today’s script is... killing the gods.”