Sentenced to Die on the Execution Platform? I Claim Erlang Shen as My Kin

After transmigrating into the primordial world, I end up a miserable cannon-fodder rogue immortal. From the start, I'm dragged onto the Immortal-Slaying Platform, about to be publicly executed by the Buddhist sect! At the critical moment, I awaken the [Myth Editor]. This System can't give me cultivation or magic treasures. All it can do is make up stories about my past and get the big shots of the Three Realms to believe them!

[Edit: The Third Holy Mother fell in love with a mortal, and I am her long-lost eldest son!]

Yang Jian bursts into tears on the spot, pointing his three-pointed, double-edged blade toward the West: “Who dares lay a hand on my nephew!”

[Edit: When Nuwa mended the heavens, I was a little boy beside the Sky-Mending Stones, and I offered her an immortal herb to heal her wounds!]

The Sage Nuwa crosses time and space, her gaze full of compassion: “This child is fated to be with me. I will protect him!”

[Edit: During the war between the lich clans, I enlightened Houtu and helped her understand the true meaning of reincarnation!]

The Lady Pingxin reaches out from the Six Paths of Reincarnation: “The underworld is your eternal home.”

“Wait, Buddha, don't look at me like that!”

[Edit: When the Golden Cicada was banished, I protected his true spirit and kept it from being destroyed!]

The Buddha joins his palms, his face filled with compassion: “Amitabha. This humble monk owes you a lifetime of karmic debt.”