The Beauties from My Past Life Came Knocking, and They Demand I Choose Them All

[Multiple heroines + romantic rivalries + outrageous schemes + Seven Stars and Twelve Moons]

My name is Xu Lingye. I only wanted to be a couch potato and live peacefully in my sect.

Then an unparalleled goddess appeared before me, claiming she was destined to be my Dao companion.

She gave me divine techniques and fed me immortal pills, yet always looked at me with pity, as if I were a weakling.

I thought this was the pinnacle of a life spent living off a woman, until she gave me my first main quest:

“Go win back that aloof sword immortal.”

Me: “??? Isn't that a little inappropriate...”

Her expression turned cold. “Don't want to go? Then spit out the pills you swallowed.”

I had no choice but to grit my teeth and do it.

And somehow, it actually worked.

Just as I was feeling uneasy, she smiled with satisfaction. “Nicely done. Your next target is the demon clan's breathtaking little princess.”

…

And so I was forced to sprint down the path of living off a woman and being a shameless playboy.

With her guiding me every step of the way, I won over more and more heroines, and my strength shot up like a rocket.

Everyone called me a shameless playboy who had his cake and ate it too, but I couldn't explain myself.

At last, I couldn't hold back and asked her, “Why... are you helping me like this?”

She smiled sweetly, leaned down, and breathed softly into my ear:

“Don't ask. The day you win over the last empress on the list...”

“I'll tell you the secret of our past lives.”