After Zheng Qian worked himself to death from overtime, he got the full transmigration package to the Pokemon world, only to discover he hadn’t inherited the script of some overpowered hero. Instead, he’d inherited a foot spa on the edge of Viridian Forest. Even more absurd, the Psychic-type Pokemon his parents had left behind, the kind you could never forget after one look, were five Jynx wearing deathly Barbie-pink lipstick and little black dresses!
But the rules of survival in the Pokemon world taught him that there were no useless Pokemon, only trainers who didn’t know how to make the most of them. Faced with customers staring as if they’d seen a ghost and looking ready to bolt for the door, Zheng Qian had a flash of inspiration and came up with an industry-shocking slogan:
“Professional Psychic-type foot spa! Looks don’t matter, results do! Jynx’s Confusion massages hit every pressure point, with guaranteed results. After all, if they can even see the future, surely they can find the pressure points on your feet?”
And so, things gradually went off the rails:
Customers went from “Help, what on earth is that?” to “This is amazing!” Jynx used precise psychic control to adjust the water temperature, put customers to sleep in seconds with Hypnosis, and even used Future Sight to dodge their foot fungus attacks.
Kricketot served as the music DJ, while the Jynx danced their bewitching “Jellicle Ball” to draw in business. Trainers in Viridian City all developed “Jynx PTSD”: every time they passed by, they found themselves walking in for a foot soak.
As Zheng Qian counted the steady stream of Pokemon coins, he watched the five “pink goddesses” diligently carry towels to customers in their thick lips and finally understood:
“So when my parents said they were ‘impossible to forget after one look,’ they really meant it!”
