From the Start, She Faked Her Own Death and Sent the Entertainment World into Chaos!

[Hilarious and absurd + showbiz + everyone’s favorite + big shots + a wild mix of dialects] My name is Li Cuihua. I used to be the chief mortician at a funeral home. Now I’m the unhinged one in showbiz. At a talent show, I offered a top-tier star some end-of-life care: “When you die, you’ll be facing the sky. Don’t forget to burn me some spirit money!” During a variety-show livestream, I helped my tea-green rival summon a ghost online: “Girl, your acting is so fake even the underworld can’t stand it!” The whole internet told me to get out of showbiz. I responded by getting certified as an embalmer. When my rival’s fans called me bad luck, I drove a hearse onto the red carpet. When the big shots I’d once “sent off to the afterlife” all showed up, and the whole internet begged me to shut up, all I wanted to say was: “Don’t mess with me. When I go crazy, even I’m scared of myself!” A washed-up movie star quietly handed me his card. “Hello. Could I reserve a spot? I’d like to meet you earlier in my next life.”