Did I Transmigrate to 2009?

I woke up in 2009 with just five hundred yuan left in my pocket, and I grinned.

That very night, I rushed to a lottery shop and spent two hundred yuan, accurately hitting the jackpot.

Then I put all three million yuan of prize money into Bitcoin, and the whole internet mocked me as a “brain-dead Beipiao.”

On the eve of the e-commerce boom, I mortgaged my house to buy tens of millions’ worth of inventory, making two hundred million yuan in net profit in three months.

Just as everyone was waiting for me to go bankrupt, Bitcoin soared a thousandfold and e-commerce logistics exploded across the country.

When reporters pressed me for the secret to my success, I flicked a speck of nonexistent dust off my suit:

“It’s not that I have a good eye. I’ve just lived fifteen years longer than they have.”