Honghuang: I, the Little Golden Crow, Guilt-Trip the Whole World

Name: Honghuang: I, the Little Golden Crow, Guilt-Trip the Whole World
Author: A Newbie's Retirement Life Isn't Going Well

洪荒：我小金乌，道德绑架全世界

by A Newbie's Retirement Life Isn't Going Well (萌新的养老生活不如意)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 480k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

The moment Lu Jun opens his eyes, he's stunned: he's become a little Golden Crow during the Witch-Demon Tribulation. This is a truly hellish start!

Fortunately, the Choice System arrives, giving him a chance to change his fate.

Faced with a choice, Lu Jun has an epiphany and decisively chooses moral blackmail.

He takes the peerless killing formation, the Star Dou Great Array, and radically repurposes it into an open-source project for the prehistoric world, then casually binds the formation to himself.

From then on, he decides his own fate: if he lives, he brings blessings to heaven and earth; if he dies, the formation collapses, the prehistoric sky disappears, and the immeasurable Tribulation arrives ahead of schedule.

The Sages are torn. They want to advance the Tribulation, but don't dare touch him, this human time bomb.

After all, whoever takes on this much karmic burden is doomed.

Lu Jun: “So as long as I have no morals, I can live this happily. Well, no point talking about it. Let's just blow up the other side.”

(The rating has just been posted. It'll go up later.)

(Also known as: The Prehistoric World: The Great Dao Says Nothing, It Just Keeps Handing Out Merit; The Prehistoric World: A Happy Day in the Life of a Human Time Bomb; The Prehistoric World: Lu Jun Furrows His Brow, Then Blows Up the Other Side; The Prehistoric World: The Great Dao's Most Beloved Child; The Prehistoric World: I Am the Heavenly Emperor, Suppressing All Enemies)

Other names

Honghuang: Furrow Your Brow, and You're Ready to Blow Up at Them洪荒：眉头一皱，就要和对方爆了Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

235Chapters

233Reads · 30 days

251.7kReads · all time

6.5Score

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