Siheyuan: From the Start, I Cleave the Deaf Old Lady with a Blade

I was a grandmaster of Chinese martial arts and the king of assassins, but I transmigrated into a spineless loser in a courtyard house.

At a meeting of the whole courtyard, Granny Deaf leaned on her cane and tried to guilt-trip me into doing what she wanted.

I whipped out the cleaver behind my back and slammed it onto the table in front of her.

“Listen, old woman. Say one more word and I'll show you exactly what it means to respect your elders.”