Great Ming: I Ordered You to Die, So How Are You Alive Again?!

At the Hongwu court, the emperor glared and pronounced, “Execute him immediately!” That should have been the end. But for Chen Lie, it was only the beginning!

“Zhu Chongba! You worthless peasant! You’re petty and ungrateful, with no foresight. The Ming dynasty will be done for by the time your grandson takes the throne!”

As part of the process of establishing his imperial grandson, Zhu Yuanzhang asked a routine question. Who knew it would bring out Chen Lie, a man who was dying to be executed! His outrageous, treasonous tirades sent the Hongwu Emperor’s blood pressure soaring. He exploded on the spot: “Traitor! Drag him out... and flay him! Give him three thousand six hundred cuts!!”

As the executioners raised their blades, Chen Lie smiled with satisfaction. “Clocking out. Time to go home!”

His familiar rental apartment, ice-cold cola, fried chicken delivery... pure bliss! He casually typed on his keyboard:

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The more gruesomely Chen Lie died, the better his life in the modern world became! Insulting the emperor? Exterminating his clan? Death by a thousand cuts? Just what he wanted!

“Heh heh, Old Zhu, how are you planning to chop me up today? Make it quick... no, make it exciting!”

The Ming court gradually realized that this man named Chen Lie had a truly damn wild approach. He really didn’t seem to fear death, and might even... enjoy it?

This is a ridiculously satisfying story about a man recklessly courting death at the Ming court while living it up in the modern world!

(Core appeal: Get rewards by finding all sorts of ways to die, use the Hongwu Emperor as an emotional punching bag, and keep the satisfying cycle going!)